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They say you are what you eat, so I may turn into a cauliflower soon. In one evening, I made cauliflower rice, butternut squash cauliflower risotto, and cauliflower fritters (which taste like potato latkes!).

Cauliflower “rice” has been been floating around the blogosphere for some time now, so I decided it was time to take the plunge and try it out. Even if you’re not super nutrition-conscious, it’s hard to ignore these stats:

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Not to mention that the cauliflower rice is SO good!

Ingredients

  • 1/2 head of cauliflower
  • 1/2 bag of frozen peas and carrots
  • 1/2 medium onion
  • 2 eggs
  • Soy sauce, sesame oil, rice vinegar, and/or sriracha for seasoning
  • Canola oil

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Instructions

In a bowl, thaw frozen peas and carrots. Clean and dry cauliflower thoroughly, then destem and chop into bite-sized chunks. Use a food processor on the pulse setting or a knife to chop cauliflower into rice-sized pieces.* Finely chop half a medium onion and saute over medium-low with canola oil until translucent (4-5 minutes). Add peas and carrots, and cook until the water evaporates (1-2 minutes). Add 2 scrambled eggs and cook fully. Add cauliflower “rice” and cook over medium-high, adding several dashes each of soy sauce, sesame oil, rice vinegar, and sriracha, if you like spicy foods. Cook, stirring occasionally, for about 8-10 minutes or until cauliflower is crispy.

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Notes

In order to ensure crispy, not soggy ingredients:

  • Use a large skillet so the ingredients aren’t crowded
  • You may need to cook the cauliflower rice in two batches
  • Use canola oil (not olive oil); add more if needed for added crunch
  • Make sure that the cauliflower is dry
  • Don’t overstir!

You can also add chicken or pork to the dish to make it more hearty!

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*This step can be a bit tedious if you don’t have a food processor, so share the task with a friend or rock out (carefully) to Stereo Love on Pandora

 

 

After five days of being waited on hand and foot- including having multiple lobster tails delivered by my favorite waiter, Bling Bling- cooking doesn’t feel very appealing. But since I’m cheap and have to go back to my frugal ways, it’s a necessity. And I did just say how it always makes me happy!

So below is what’s on my menu for the week!

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Rainbow Veggie Chili

Chicken and Ricotta Meatballs in Broth {via Martha Stewart}

Cabbage and Cilantro Soup

Cauliflower Pizza Crust with Toppings

Baked Cauliflower Poppers

P.S. Just a few hours after I got out of the car, I started feeling really sick. At least my body had the good sense to wait until vacation was over! The cabbage cilantro soup is a good sick food- it’s light on the stomach and the hot sauce clears out the sinuses!

If you’re a person who eats gluten-free {wait, did I say gluten-free? I meant eats, period}, I’m about to change your life.

As I was searching for something to stuff pizza toppings into {this seems to have become a hobby of mine recently} that wasn’t a zucchini or a green bell pepper or a Red Mill gluten-free crust, I came across a clever alternative: cauliflower pizza crust!

If you’re like me, you’re in doubt right now. You might think it will taste mediocre but not mind-blowing delicious.

You’d be wrong. And it’s low-carb, if you’re into that.

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Ingredients

  • 1/2 large head cauliflower (or 2+ cups shredded cauliflower)
  • 1 large egg
  • 1 cup finely shredded mozzarella cheese
  • 1 teaspoon dried oregano
  • 1/2 teaspoon dried minced garlic (or fresh garlic)
  • 1/2 teaspoon onion salt

Instructions

    • Preheat the oven to 450 degrees
    • Grate the cauliflower. Place the cauliflower crumbles in a large bowl {do not add water} and microwave for 8 minutes
    • Spray a cookie sheet or pizza pan with nonstick spray
    • In a medium bowl, mix the cauliflower crumbles with the other ingredients. Pat the crust into a round shape on the prepared pan. Spray the crust lightly with nonstick spray and bake for 12-15 minutes {or until golden}. Remove the crust from the oven and turn the heat up to broil.
    • Top as desired {I used tomato sauce, ricotta, sun-dried tomatoes, onions, pepperoni, and mozzarella} and broil until cheese is melted and bubbly
    • Cut into pieces and serve {you may need a fork, but it’s stil better than eating a pile of sauce and cheese!}

Learn from my mistakes: I spread the crust on the pan then realized I forgot to add the egg- then I didn’t respray the pan, so it was difficult to get the crust off the pan after baking. And I didn’t cook the crust for long enough, so it wasn’t quite crispy enough. Just keep an eye on it so it doesn’t burn!

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Recipe inspiration: Via The Recipe GirlEat Drink Smile, and Daily Dish Recipes
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+Cristina Roman